A Reservoir Man by LJ Ambrosio (Reflections of Michael Trilogy Book 1)

Everywhere Michael turns he sees a Reservoir Man.

Michael’s endless trials of survival include sexual assault, The Vietnam War, an arrest in Spain, Hollywood scandal, the AIDS outbreak, 9/11 and beyond.

If only Michael could find the one thing he values most, his freedom. Michael’s coming-of-age is tarnished by many but the courage to live his truth may just keep Michael one step ahead…or will he succumb to the embraces of a Reservoir Man?

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A Reservoir Man, critics have hailed this explosive and timely work as “a must-read coming-of-age story of 2022.” 

Twists and turns further pull the reader into Michael’s action-packed tale, with powerful themes, from betrayal and family to secrets and identity. 

My Review

I am still slightly confused about the meaning of ‘reservoir man’. I have had to go back to the beginning of the book and search for the first few times it is mentioned. I think it is based on the men who hung around the reservoir at the top of the hill. Michael needs to get to the top of the hill. But it appears that these ‘reservoir men’ are wandering around aimlessly. Michael doesn’t want to do that. He wants to find purpose in his life and be free from the constrictions put on him by society and religion.

But it’s still only the 1960s (Michael was born in 1947) and things we take for granted today are frowned upon or illegal.

Michael was born with a harelip but he is still attractive to both men and women, though I don’t think he realises it. He is very clever even though his initial school career doesn’t reflect this. He has friends and many casual relationships with men, but none of them last. Sometimes he is very naive. He starts businesses, but they seem to fold or run out of steam quite quickly. At times he seems to drift without purpose, even though that is not his intention.

He adores his parents Andy and Frances, but seems to spend a lot of time away from them. He is a man of contradictions. His life doesn’t stabilise until he adopts his two children. Even then his business operations run into trouble.

During the 1980s AIDS had become a worldwide pandemic. Michael loses almost all his close friends and colleagues to AIDS.

The book follows Michael from birth to old age, and everything in between. He is sexually assaulted as a young man, though he doesn’t seem to realise he was assaulted. He travels around Europe, is arrested in Spain, escapes the Vietnam war draft, witnesses 9/11, and survives a Hollywood scandal. He strives for freedom and truth as he tries to find his identity.

Michael’s father Andy once told him that ‘men don’t cry.’ Michael repeats this on several occasions, including to his son Joshua. But the very last paragraph will have you in tears, whatever your gender.

Many thanks to @zooloo2008 for inviting me to be part of this blog tour.

About the Author

Louis J. Ambrosio ran one of the most nurturing bi-coastal talent agencies in Los Angeles and New York. He started his career as a theatrical producer, running two major regional theaters for eight seasons. Ambrosio also distinguished himself as an award-winning film producer and novelist over the course of his impressive career.

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Make Me Clean by Tina Baker

She will leave your surfaces sparkling.
But she may well leave you dead…

Maria is a good woman and a good cleaner. She cleans for Elsie, the funny old bird who’s losing her marbles, with the terrible husband. She cleans for Brian, the sweet man with the terrible boss. She cleans for the mysterious Balogan, with the terrible neighbours.

If you’re thinking of hiring her, you should probably know that Maria might have killed the terrible husband, the terrible boss and the terrible neighbours. She may also have murdered the man she loved.

She didn’t set out to kill anyone, of course, but her clients have hired her to clean up their lives, and she takes her job seriously – not to mention how much happier they all are now. The trouble is, murder can’t be washed out. You can only sweep it under the carpet, and pray no one looks too closely…

My Review

Having read both of Tina’s other novels, I knew what to expect. It wouldn’t be ordinary, the humour would be dark and the story wouldn’t pull any punches. And I wasn’t wrong.

Our main protagonist is Maria – a cleaner. But she’s no ordinary cleaner. She’s very good at getting blood out of the carpet and bodies out of the house. She could make a career out of it, if she didn’t feel so guilty.

First there might have been her traveller husband Joby, the love of her life, but initially there are only vague references to what may have happened.

Then there is Nick, the on-off husband of the old dear she cleans for. That’s Elsie, and Maria is fiercely protective of her. Because Elsie has dementia. Sometimes she’s as happy as Larry, singing and dancing and swearing like a trooper. At other times she thinks Maria is her dead sister Violet.

Elsie has four cats and she loves them all, though Sweetie is her favourite. Nephew Del wants her to go into a care home (he’s after the house). Nick is getting off with the bird from the betting shop (but he also wants the house). Maria will do anything to help Elsie stay in her own home – it’s about the cats mainly, but also because Nick is currently pushing up the daisies – well the roses actually, so all he’s going to get is black spot and powdery mildew.

Maria also cleans for Brian, who hates his horrible boss, and for the mysterious Balogan, who is seriously scary. But Maria is also scary, but only if you cross her. So don’t make her angry – she won’t turn green and tear her clothes. But she might just kill you.

At this point I must say that the way Tina writes about dementia is both sympathetic and insightful. It will bring tears to your eyes. It’s also so full of pain, that at times it seems personal.

Many thanks to The Pigeonhole, the author, and my fellow Pigeons for making this such an enjoyable read. And to NetGalley for an ARC in exchange for an honest review.

About the Author

Tina Baker, the daughter of a window cleaner and fairground traveller, worked as a journalist and broadcaster for thirty years and is probably best known as a television critic for the BBC and GMTV. After so many hours watching soaps gave her a widescreen bum, she got off it and won Celebrity Fit Club. She now avoids writing-induced DVT by working as a Fitness Instructor.

Call Me Mummy was Tina’s first novel, inspired by her own unsuccessful attempts to become a mother. Despite the grief of that, she’s not stolen a child – so far. But she does rescue cats, whether they want to be rescued or not.

Nasty Little Cuts was her second novel. Make Me Clean is her third.

Hunter’s Force (The Edinburgh Crime Mysteries #3) by Val Penny

Hunter by name – Hunter by nature. Can DI Hunter Wilson keep Edinburgh safe when he is the hunted?
 
Detective Inspector Hunter Wilson is woken in the early hours of the morning by a call from his son. Cameron’s flatmate has been murdered.

Why would anybody want to kill a young woman recently arrived in the city?

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Hunter must call in the new Major Incident Team (MIT), however his ability to be involved in the case is severely compromised when someone from his past resurfaces with revenge on their mind
 
When Hunter goes missing, and his team struggle to find the clues they need to locate him. Who would want to stop Hunter in his tracks?

 
Meanwhile, Hunter’s team must also work closely with the MIT and with or without him, solve the murder in this taut crime thriller.

My Review

The team is back! DI Hunter Wilson is at the helm and still in a relationship with pathologist Meera. Tim ‘young Myerscough’ is dating Gillian, a linguist at the university, who has a green flash in her hair. Bear and Mel are still together, while Jane has relocated to MIT, but is still with Rachael.

Ian Thompson is out of ‘the big house’ (prison to you and me) on parole, but Tim’s dad, the former Chief Constable Sir Peter Myerscough is still in residence. As is Arjun Mansoor, yet another villain from book one. Jamie Thompson is still around being an idiot, as is his cousin Frankie. Keep up! I’m trying really hard to.

In the meantime Hunter’s son Cameron has a nice flat, which comes with his job as driver to wealthy ‘Lucky’ Buchanon. So far so good. Until Cameron is out one night and returns to his flat with some mates to find a dead girl, his flatmate, her face smashed in and her fingertips removed.

And so it begins. Who is she? Who killed her and why? And what is the connection to the university where Gillian works, a dodgy massage parlour and two new betting shops?

Everything appears to be connected in this story. Hunter is being hunted. Someone from his past is out to exact revenge with the help of a hired muscle man, who is connected to both the victim and Thompson. And there is also a link to Eastern European prostitutes.

It’s all very complicated and fast-paced – it’s a real page-turner. So glad there is plenty more to come.

Many thanks to @zooloo2008 for inviting me to be part of this blog tour.

About the Author

Val Penny has an Llb degree from Edinburgh University and her MSc from Napier University. She has had many jobs including hairdresser, waitress, banker, azalea farmer and lecturer but has not yet achieved either of her childhood dreams of being a ballerina or owning a candy store. Until those dreams come true, she has turned her hand to writing poetry, short stories, nonfiction, and novels. Val is an American author living in SW Scotland. She has two adult daughters of whom she is justly proud and lives with her husband and their cat.

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The Skull Keeper by Mariëtte Whitcomb Cover Reveal

Best friends on social media, Allysa and Morgan share a love of three things: thriller novels, true crime, and keeping secrets from each other.

As soon as Allysa asks Morgan to be her plus one at a funeral, Morgan jumps on the first available flight. Burying the dead might unearth the truth about what happened to Allysa’s brother twenty years earlier. She’s never believed he simply left town without saying goodbye.

Once they learn he’s the last known victim of a serial killer, Allysa and Morgan decide to do what the police couldn’t – bring him to justice.

When the hunters become the hunted, only one question remains – do you know your friend well enough to save her life?

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Here is the cover of this fantastic new psychological thriller by one of my favourite authors Mariëtte Whitcomb:

Release Date: March 20, 2023
Cover Design: Jabber Media
Cover Image: Pexels

About the Author

Mariëtte Whitcomb studied Criminology and Psychology at the University of Pretoria. An avid reader of psychological thrillers and true crime books, writing allows her to pursue her childhood dream to hunt criminals, albeit fictional and born in the darkest corners of her imagination. When Mariëtte isn’t writing, she reads or spends time with her family, friends, and her two miniature schnauzers.

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Trust Only Me by McGarvey Black

From her home office in rural Connecticut, self-published thriller author Jillian Samuels dreams of writing a bestseller.

Her tall, dark and handsome chef husband Teddy, and her BFF, Natalie, a glamorous PR woman always in six-inch heels, cheer Jillian on when her new book, The Soul Collector, is accepted by a New York agent.

By night, she writes about serial killers. But then her stories begin to come true.

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Not long afterwards, crimes from her old thrillers start to really happen — two bodies are found covered in silver paint — one unconscious, the other dead.

Some people on Twitter notice the eerie similarities to Jillian’s previous books. Jillian’s book sales are rising — but the police are asking questions . . .

My Review

Jillian has written three serial killer thrillers. She self-published all three and has only sold a few of each – mainly to friends and family. Her fourth novel The Soul Collector is going to be different. She’s going to get herself an agent and a publisher and get the book promoted. It’s going to be a bestseller – hopefully.

Her husband Teddy, a glamorous, celebrity (almost) chef, and her even more glamorous best friend Natalie, are both rooting for her. After concentrating on their own exciting lives, that is.

Finally her book is accepted by a New York Agent, but it’s going to be a long road. And will involve a lot of self-promotion, particularly on social media. Not Jillian’s forte, she has a go mainly at Twitter, but it’s not proving to be a huge success. She’s out of her depth.

Until her stories begin to come true. Life imitating art maybe? It certainly boosts her online profile and her books start to sell. Teddy thinks it’s all a coincidence, her agent thinks it’s manna from heaven and Natalie is too absorbed in her own love life. The police, however, are very interested. They don’t believe in coincidences. Especially when two men turn up covered in silver paint (just like in one of Jillian’s books) and one of them happens to be dead.

I really didn’t like Natalie one bit. What a ghastly woman. Red lipstick, six inch stilettos, a real man-eater. Two or three men on the go at once and all of them rich. Then throwing them out like so much garbage after a few weeks. The only good thing about her is that she gets some of the best laughs.

‘I’m serious,’ she said…’the only men I meet are perverted losers.’
‘They can’t be all that bad.’
‘Oh yes they can. The last guy I went out with brought his pet hamster on our first date. We met in Central Park…the whole time we were walking he kept fussing with something inside his jacket. After fifteen minutes, he asked me if I’d like to meet his little friend. The next thing you know he’s holding a big (hamster? big?) brown rodent in his hand and introducing me to Pablo.’ Well it could have been so much worse.

This was a very entertaining book and that ending was inspired. It’s very witty and observant. I loved it.

Many thanks to @zooloo2008 for inviting me to be part of this blog tour.

About the Author

McGarvey studied voice at Manhattan School of Music and was later a theatre major in college. She pursued an acting career but later moved into a magazine and digital media career. During that time, she sold advertising and managed sales teams for companies like Conde Nast, WebMD and worked for brands including GQ, Travel + Leisure, and Allure. In between, she took a year off and backpacked alone around the world. Later, after having two children, she left media and became an executive recruiter for internet companies. In 2017, she began writing full time and has since published six novels.

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Death and the Conjuror by Tom Mead

An enthralling locked-room murder mystery inspired by crime fiction of the Golden Age, Death and the Conjuror is the debut novel by acclaimed short-story writer Tom Mead. Selected as one of Publishers Weekly’s Mysteries of the Year 2022.

1936, London. A celebrity psychiatrist is discovered dead in his locked study. There seems to be no way a killer could have escaped unseen. There are no clues, no witnesses, and no evidence of the murder weapon. Stumped by the confounding scene, Inspector Flint, the Scotland Yard detective on the case, calls on retired stage magician turned part-time sleuth Joseph Spector.

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Spector has a knack for explaining the inexplicable, but even he finds that there is more to this mystery than meets the eye. As he and the Inspector interview the colourful cast of suspects, they uncover no shortage of dark secrets… or motives for murder. And when a second murder occurs, this time in an impenetrable elevator, they realise the crime wave will become even more deadly unless they can catch the culprit soon.

My Review

This was fun! Well as fun as a story can be with a couple of grisly murders thrown in.

It’s London, 1936. Celebrated Austrian psychiatrist Dr Anselm Rees has been murdered. Discovered in his own office with his throat cut so viciously, he has almost been decapitated. I said it was grisly. Strangely though, the room is locked from the inside, as are the windows, so there is no way the killer could have escaped.

It’s a conundrum for Inspector Flint, the Scotland Yard detective called to the scene, so he enlists the help of retired stage magician Joseph Spector. The magician is a bit of a part-time detective and is probably the only person in London who can explain a locked-room mystery.

In this case, however, there are so many possible suspects, but none of them initially appears to have a motive, and for those of us who read a lot of crime novels, we know that a murder needs three things – opportunity, means and motive. The opportunity was there – the good doctor often admitted strangers into his house for treatment – the ‘means’ speaks for itself, but who would want the doctor dead? And why? ‘Spector grinned. “I think at last we may be asking the right questions.”‘

The second murder, this time in an inaccessible elevator, appears even more motiveless. And what is the link to Dr Rees or to his killer?

Spector gradually starts to put two and two together and discovers more motives than you could shake a stick at. Dr Rees only had three patients – an artist, a stage actress and a writer. They are all rather eccentric and they all have secrets. From agoraphobia to kleptomania and fugue states, each has his or her own personal issues. But which one of them has something so terrible to hide or hated the doctor so much that they would be prepared to murder him?

It’s all very complicated and entertaining and is hopefully the start of a series, with an unusual partnership between a police officer and a conjuror.

Many thanks to @annecater for inviting me to be part of #RandomThingsTours

About the Author

Tom Mead is a UK crime fiction author specialising in locked-room mysteries. He is a member of the Crime Writers’ Association and the International Thriller Writers’ Organization. His debut novel is DEATH AND THE CONJUROR, featuring magician-detective Joseph Spector.

Feet (Tales from the Edge) by Cat On A Piano / Theatrephonic

Feet – From the ‘Tales from the Edge’ series
“You’ve worked your magic again.”

Corns, hard skin, bunions. Nail clippings!
‘She’s got a real way with her,’ I heard them murmur.
Feet were not my first choice of career.
But I was, ‘rather ordinary with a short neck.’

Absolutely brilliant monologue. I really enjoyed it. It was actually quite emotional.

Written by Carolyn S Jones
Starring @sallyhydelomax as Cassie

To see more of the ‘Tales from the Edge’ Series please visit https://talesfromtheedge.mystrikingly.com/

Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions 

Music:
The Tales from the Edge theme was composed and performed by Frances McMillan
Waltz of the Flowers by Tchaikovsky
No.1 A Minor Waltz by Esther Abrami
Web Weaver’s Dance by Asher Fulero
Sarabande by Joel Cummins
Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies by Tchaikovsky

The Theatrephonic Theme tune was composed by Jackson Pentland
Performed by
Jackson Pentland
Mollie Fyfe Taylor
Emmeline Braefield

Cat on a Piano Productions produce and edit feature films, sketches and radio plays.

Their latest project is called @Theatrephonic, a podcast of standalone radio plays and short stories performed by professional actors. You can catch Theatrephonic on Spotify and other platforms.

For more information about the Theatrephonic Podcast, go to catonapiano.uk/theatrephonic, Tweet or Instagram @theatrephonic, or visit their Facebook page.

And if you really enjoyed this week’s episode, listen to Theatrephonic’s other plays and short stories and consider becoming a patron by clicking here…

The Forcing by Paul E. Hardisty

Civilisation is collapsing…

Frustrated and angry after years of denial and inaction, in a last-ditch attempt to stave off disaster, a government of youth has taken power in North America, and a policy of institutionalised ageism has been introduced. All those older than the prescribed age are deemed responsible for the current state of the world, and are to be ‘relocated’, their property and assets confiscated.

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David Ashworth, known by his friends and students as Teacher, and his wife May, find themselves among the thousands being moved to ‘new accommodation’ in the abandoned southern deserts – thrown together with a wealthy industrialist and his wife, a high court lawyer, two recent immigrants to America, and a hospital worker. Together, they must come to terms with their new lives in a land rendered unrecognisable.

As the terrible truth of their situation is revealed, lured by rumours of a tropical sanctuary where they can live in peace, they plan a perilous escape. But the world outside is more dangerous than they could ever have imagined. And for those who survive, nothing will ever be the same again…

My Review

This is a hard book to review. The Forcing takes place in a world where a climate emergency was inevitable, disaster was just around the corner, the population had reached 13 billion, one third of the animals had become extinct, the seas were full of toxic waste and we did nothing. All those older than the prescribed age (ie born before 1990) were deemed responsible for the current state of the world, and were to be ‘relocated’, their property and assets confiscated. It is probably the first time I have read a book that blames the millennials rather than the boomers for the state of the earth.

I thought it was going to be all Logan’s Run – anyone over 30 send to ‘Carousel’ where they were exterminated (if I remember correctly), Michael York as a handsome Sandman-turned-rebel who goes on the run to help people escape. The Forcing, however, is much darker, more terrifying and potentially could happen if we don’t address the issues now.

Poor David Ashworth (our narrator), known as ‘Teacher’ is an 89-er. He’s done his best to educate his students, but there’s nothing more he can do. I’m afraid I couldn’t stand his wife May. I know she is bipolar and we have to be understanding, but still. She’s horrible to him. She’s also horrible to their son Lachie, who is part of the youth government, but still couldn’t find a way to prevent her from being relocated with her husband – she would rather stay behind on her own.

Then there’s Derek Argent – our potential ‘villain’ of the piece – rude, arrogant, very wealthy, powerful – he reminds me of Donald Trump. Maybe he is supposed to. His wife Samantha is equally rude and selfish.

Kwesi and Francoise are a couple and they are both lovely. He is much older than her but she chose to go with him even though she didn’t need to. That’s true love. Finally we have Lan, though we don’t see that much of him. This motley band of diverse characters are thrown together in one apartment, with barely any belongings, rationed food and water, and no hope for the future. It’s time to plan their escape.

The Forcing is certainly a very bleak read, seemingly devoid of hope. The main protagonists find themselves acting out of character, though not to the extent that some of the dreadful people they meet along the way do. It’s a dangerous world and one that those who survive will barely recognise. It’s a terrifying look at the future and one that I hope will never happen, in my lifetime, in that of my children, or my grandchildren. But there is still a chance of redemption if we act now. I just hope someone is listening…

Many thanks to @annecater for inviting me to be part of #RandomThingsTours

About the Author

Canadian Paul Hardisty has spent twenty-five years working all over the world as an environmental scientist and freelance journalist. He has roughnecked on oil rigs in Texas, explored for gold in the Arctic, mapped geology in Eastern Turkey (where he was befriended by PKK rebels), and rehabilitated water wells in the wilds of Africa. He was in Ethiopia in 1991 as the Mengistu regime fell, survived a bomb blast in a café in Sana’a in 1993, and was one of the last Westerners out of Yemen at the outbreak of the 1994 civil war. In 2022 he criss-crossed Ukraine reporting on the Russian invasion. Paul is a university professor and CEO of the Australian Institute of Marine Science (AIMS). The four novels in his Claymore Straker series, The Abrupt Physics of Dying, The Evolution of Fear, Reconciliation for the Dead and Absolution, all received great critical acclaim and The Abrupt Physics of Dying was shortlisted for the CWA John Creasey (New Blood) Dagger and a Telegraph Book of the Year. Paul drew on his own experiences to write Turbulent Wake, an extraordinary departure from his high-octane, thought-provoking thrillers. Paul is a keen outdoorsman, a conservation volunteer, and lives in Western Australia.

Orenda Books is a small independent publishing company specialising in literary fiction with a heavy emphasis on crime/thrillers, and approximately half the list in translation. They’ve been twice shortlisted for the Nick Robinson Best Newcomer Award at the IPG awards, and publisher and owner Karen Sullivan was a Bookseller Rising Star in 2016. In 2018, they were awarded a prestigious Creative Europe grant for their translated books programme. Three authors, including Agnes Ravatn, Matt Wesolowski and Amanda Jennings have been WHSmith Fresh Talent picks, and Ravatn’s The Bird Tribunal was shortlisted for the Dublin Literary Award, won an English PEN Translation Award, and adapted for BBC Radio Four ’s Book at Bedtime. Six titles have been short- or long-listed for the CWA Daggers. Launched in 2014 with a mission to bring more international literature to the UK market, Orenda Books publishes a host of debuts, many of which have gone on to sell millions worldwide, and looks for fresh, exciting new voices that push the genre in new directions. Bestselling authors include Ragnar Jonasson, Antti Tuomainen, Gunnar Staalesen, Michael J. Malone, Kjell Ola Dahl, Louise Beech, Johana Gustawsson, Lilja Sigurðardóttir and Sarah Stovell.

The Witch Farm Podcast

It’s 1989, rural Wales, a lonely old farmhouse in the shadow of the imposing Brecon Beacons mountains. Young, pregnant Liz Rich and her artist husband Bill rent an isolated farmhouse in the Welsh countryside, with Bill’s teenage son Laurence. They’re hoping for a fresh start, but the house holds dark secrets, and the family’s new life becomes a terrifying ordeal that will change them forever.

Their dream home has become a haunted nightmare – but what is real and what is in their minds?

Written and presented by Danny Robins, creator of The Battersea Poltergeist, Uncanny and West End hit 2:22 – A Ghost Story, The Witch Farm stars Joseph Fiennes (The Handmaid’s Tale) and Alexandra Roach (No Offence), with original theme music by Mercury Prize-nominated Gwenno. This 8-part series interweaves a terrifying supernatural thriller set in the wild Welsh countryside with a fascinating modern-day investigation into the real-life mystery behind what has been called Britain’s most haunted house.

My Review

During the third coronavirus lockdown, the store where I worked had to close, but instead of being furloughed again, I volunteered to help man the staff testing centre for Covid at Waitrose. Some days we were insanely busy, while others we were so quiet we would chat, read or listen to the radio. One of my colleagues asked me if I ever listened to Podcasts to while away the time and she recommended The Battersea Poltergeist. I was hooked.

So when I heard about The Witch Farm I was intrigued. It’s far scarier and more sophisticated than The Battersea Poltergeist. Just a quick recap first:

“Back in 1989, it all started innocently enough for the couple. Bill, an artist from England and his Welsh wife Liz who was pregnant with their first child, moved into the old stone property (Heol Fanog), converted from an even older barn, with Bill’s son from his first marriage, Laurence. They spent a blissful first summer organising and renovating the remote farmhouse and gardens that lie behind a bank of trees, completely cut off from the rest of the world. No neighbours, no other houses in sight, but no witnesses and no one to ask for help when you are in trouble…”

But then it all started. Loud footsteps running through the house. Doors slamming. Hot and cold spots in the house. Disgusting smells. And the electricity meter going wild, with massive surges and an enormous bill at the end of the quarter.

So were these paranormal events? Unexplained but not necessarily supernatural. And only the start. Animals would get sick and die. Apparitions would appear and there would be more strange sounds.

I’m sure sceptics would find rational explanations for all these phenomena. During each episode, Danny speaks to two people – Ciaran O’Keeffe and Evelyn Hollow – one a sceptic, the other a believer. The discussions are very interesting. Personally I don’t believe that ghosts are the spirits of the departed who cannot rest and want us to help them pass over to the other side. I do, however, believe that traumatic events of the past can leave a ‘timestamp’ which plays over and over and some of us can see.

On the other hand, could one of the family be more sensitive and create a kind of mass hysteria amongst the others? Or as expert Ciaran O’Keeffe suggests a ‘fantasy prone personality’ ie ‘a disposition or personality trait in which a person experiences a lifelong, extensive, and deep involvement in fantasy.’

I’ll tell you a little story about something that happened when my son was on a stage combat course at St Donats Castle in the Vale of Glamorgan some years ago, coincidentally also in Wales. Legend has it that the ghost of Lady Anne Stradling walks around the castle looking for her dead husband who was supposedly killed in battle. When she is about, you can smell lavender. On the first night, one of the tutors said, ‘I can smell lavender,’ on the staircase leading to the bedrooms. Suddenly everyone else could smell it as well. Suffice to say no-one slept up there for the rest of the course. A ghost? Or just lavender air freshener? And once one person said they could smell it everyone else was subject to the phenomena above.

But what about the incident of the painted horse? That goes beyond apparitions and footsteps in the night. That is no timestamp or hysteria. Or did someone else know about the painting and injure the horse to scare the family away once and for all.

Throughout the eight episodes, the family tries everything. Priests, druids, mediums, ghosthunters, ley line experts, dowsers. You name it they have been there. And the theories are diverse and never ending. At one stage they are told that the spirit is drawn to Laurence and that he should move out. I wouldn’t need to be asked. I’d have gone long ago. Then there is the murder that occurred on the land over a hundred years ago. That explains at least one of the apparitions.

The exorcisms are the most terrifying. The priest asks them to ‘cover this house in the blood of Jesus’. It’s like something out of a horror film, very dramatic.

“A number of ley line experts visited Heol Fanog over the years and detected streams of “dark energy” beneath the structure. Danny Robins visited the site with a dowser named Laurence who also felt that any ley lines in the area were malevolent.”

Or could black magic be to blame for the strange occurrences? When Bill wakes up with his hands painful and bleeding, could that be caused by the dark forces? My husband’s aunt suffers similarly, but hers is an extreme form of eczema caused by an allergy to certain plants. Could his be caused by the toxicity of some of the paints and cleaners he uses?

Finally Bill confesses to something that happened many years previously that may have opened a gateway to ‘evil’. He believes he is cursed. The darkness never leaves him.

So has Danny got to the bottom of the ‘hauntings’? As he says any ghost story is a detective story. For a believer it’s a whodunnit. For a sceptic it’s a whydunnit. Listen and make up your own minds. One of the most asked questions is why they didn’t leave, especially after the first child is born and then again when they have a second one. I know it would have ruined them financially and it was their dream home, but was it worth putting their lives and health at risk? I don’t think so.

It’s a fantastic podcast, so if you are into all things spooky and paranormal, you can tune in on BBC Sounds.

About Danny Robins

“Two years ago, I made a podcast about a real-life haunting at a very ordinary house in London: The Battersea Poltergeist. The series became something of a sensation – attracting interest round the world, but on a personal level, it had an even more profound effect, taking me to the brink of something I’d never thought possible. Believing that ghosts could exist.

“Ever since, I’ve wondered if there was another case out there that could tip me over the edge. One that contained unquestionable evidence of paranormal activity. And then I heard about ‘The Witch Farm’ – the true story of truly bizarre and frightening events that took place three decades ago in the Brecon Beacons mountains of Wales, where I’m driving now.

“In 1989, a young couple named Liz and Bill Rich moved their family into a remote farmhouse at the foot of a mountain. It felt like their dream home, a rural idyll to raise their family in. What followed though, was utterly horrifying. They experienced poltergeist activity, apparitions, alleged possessions and even physical injury. Their home would have more exorcisms than any other house in British history. The whole ordeal lasted seven years. It changed them forever and affected the entire community around them.

“Now I’m following the same route that Bill and Liz Rich took, back in May 1989, in a car loaded with all their possessions, along this precarious road, headed to a house with the Welsh name ‘Heol Fanog’, meaning ‘Road to the Peaks’. The area is steeped in ancient history brimming with stories about faeries, hags, witches and the devil himself. Local rumours circulate about sorcery, murder, ancient Celtic rituals, ley lines and malevolent spirits, all situated in this remote, bleak mountainous landscape pitted with eerie woodland and desolate terrain. I’m conscious I need to sort myth from fact here if I’m to get to the bottom of what genuinely happened.”

Someone Is Coming by TA Morton

Memories come thick and heavy like the rains that fall in the jungle. Dense droplets wash the leaves and soak into the ground, cleansing the acrid smell of rubber, cleansing the jungle of its sins.

I hear my mother’s voice. No more secrets, Philip, I promise. Someone is coming, get ready.

#SomeoneIsComing @TAMortonWriter #RandomThingsTours @annecater @RandomTTours #blogtour

Philip Goundry is 93 and living out his days quietly in a care home in England when a young researcher from Singapore arrives, wanting to learn more about his former life in Malaya for the Singapore archives. His memory growing fitful, Philip is torn between wanting to unburden himself and staying silent, as he has done all these years, about the sinister and shocking events of his childhood on a Malayan rubber plantation. The truth, however, has a habit of winning.

My Review

This was one of the strangest books I have ever read. I mean that in a good way. It’s very short and is basically the story of 93-year-old Philip Goundry, now living in a care home in the UK, and how he gradually reveals his memories to Dr Lin.

But all is not as it seems. As he recalls, over a period of time, his childhood on a rubber plantation in Singapore, memories he has buried over decades start to emerge. His father was a good man, or was he? His mother ran away with a lover and was never seen again. His Amah and her superstitions – there was a pontianak, she said, a vampire girl from Malay and Indonesian mythology in the abandoned house where a woman died. This girl would draw men to their death. Don’t go near.

Pontianaks usually announce their presence through baby cries. It’s said that if the cry is loud, she is far away, but if it is soft, then she is nearby.’ See mythus.fandom.com/wiki/Pontianak You can tell if a girl is really a pontianak by looking at her feet – they don’t walk on the ground.

Phillip’s older brother Jimmy died in his teens. Phillip told him everything, but not everything. Some things he told no-one, but now he is starting to remember. His mother’s voice – someone is coming, she would say, over and over. Someone is coming, get ready.

A tiger prowled around the house. The children must be careful not to go into the jungle. The tiger might eat you. And so it goes on. The memories emerge slowly. Phillip gets upset easily. He doesn’t want to remember. But someone is coming and he needs to tell the truth. The truth has a habit of winning.

What a stunning book! It’s so different and unusual. Someone is coming – just the repetition of this one line is chilling. And the ending was totally unexpected.

Many thanks to @annecater for inviting me to be part of #RandomThingsTours

About the Author

T.A. Morton is a Singapore based Irish/Australian writer. Previously she has worked as a journalist and Editor for Longman Pearson in Hong Kong. Her short stories have been published in the Lakeview International Journal of Arts and Literature and The Best Asian Short Stories. Currently, she is studying towards her Masters in Crime and Thriller writing at the University of Cambridge.

In February 2020 her novel The Queen, The Soldier and The Girl was shortlisted for the Virginia Prize for fiction. In October 2020 she was shortlisted for the Strand International Flash fiction prize and the Bridport prize. In Autumn 2022 Monsoon Books published her novella, Someone is Coming. She is currently completing a new crime thriller novel. 

Her website is: www.tamorton.com

The Good by Cat on a Piano / Theatrephonic

“The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones.”

April Crawford didn’t even know her mother had been in the army in Cyprus in 1958. That’s where she met her dad. Caitlin McLoughlin arrives at their house 65 years later to go over a statement which her mother signed at the time. Caitlin is a lawyer.

Shootings civilians is murder she says. Even by soldiers in uniform. April knows nothing about the case. April doesn’t want Caitlin to talk to her mother about the ‘incident’ that occurred in 1958 that involved four teenage Greek boys. She says they must have been terrorists. They were just kids.

But Majorie Collins doesn’t need her daughter to talk for her. She remembers it all too well. They were different times but still, ‘it weren’t right.’

A very emotional play. I really enjoyed listening to it.

Written by @martinlytton
Directed by @ebraefield

With:
Emmeline Braefield as April Crawford
Helen Fullerton as Caitlin McLoughlin
Jayne Lloyd as Majorie Collins

Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions 

Music: 
A Revelation by Jeremy Blake
I’ll Remember You by Jeremy Blake
Oud Dance by Doug Maxwell

The Theatrephonic Theme tune was composed by Jackson Pentland
Performed by
Jackson Pentland
Mollie Fyfe Taylor
Emmeline Braefield

Cat on a Piano Productions produce and edit feature films, sketches and radio plays.

Their latest project is called @Theatrephonic, a podcast of standalone radio plays and short stories performed by professional actors. You can catch Theatrephonic on Spotify and other platforms.

For more information about the Theatrephonic Podcast, go to catonapiano.uk/theatrephonic, Tweet or Instagram @theatrephonic, or visit their Facebook page.

And if you really enjoyed this week’s episode, listen to Theatrephonic’s other plays and short stories and consider becoming a patron by clicking here…

Becoming Ted by Matt Cain

A charming, joyful and surprising story about love, friendship and learning to be true to yourself, Becoming Ted will steal your heart.

Ted Ainsworth has always worked at his family’s ice-cream business in the quiet Lancashire town of St Luke’s-on-Sea.

But the truth is, he’s never wanted to work for the family firm – he doesn’t even like ice-cream, though he’s never told his parents that. When Ted’s husband suddenly leaves him, the bottom falls out of his world.

But what if this could be an opportunity to put what he wants first? This could be the chance to finally follow his secret dream: something Ted has never told anyone …

My Review

Poor Ted doesn’t even like ice cream, but he’s been working at his parents’ ice cream parlour all his adult life. He never had a choice. They’ve been very good to him, so he is grateful to them for everything. For the fact that they totally understood when he came out, never criticised his personal decisions or disapproved when he married Giles. Even though Giles was and still is a total dick.

But Ted has other ambitions – a secret dream that only he knows about. He has never told anyone, not his mum and dad, nor his sister who went off to London to follow her own dream, not even his best friend Denise.

So when Giles leaves him for Spanish lothario Javier, it looks like the time is right for Ted to branch out. Once he has got over the shock that is. He can go to dance classes, he can sing along to Cher songs, he can bop and gyrate like no-one is watching (apologies for the dreadful cliche), because Giles always put him down and told him he was rubbish.

Oskar came to St Luke’s-on-Sea from Poland ten years ago. Being a gay man in Poland was much harder than in the UK. Perfectly legal, but still frowned upon. Oskar has never ‘come out’ or had a relationship, because he can’t come to terms with his sexuality. He still believes he must be a pervert. He works as a painter and decorator but dreams of being an interior designer.

And then there is Stanley, still as flamboyant and outspoken in his nineties as he was in his heyday. Ted is very lucky he says, because when Stanley was young, homosexuality was still illegal. He had to creep around in secret, afraid of being caught. I may be a lot younger than Stanley, but I still remember when the law changed in 1967 – I was in my teens and I had never really understood why it was illegal in the first place.

Under the Buggery Act of 1533 (during the reign of Henry VIII who was fine with chopping the heads off two of his wives), having a same-sex relationship was punishable by death. This only ever applied to men. It wasn’t until 1861 that this was reduced to life imprisonment or hard labour with a minimum of ten years. But I digress.

This was such a lovely book, full of laughter, joy, sadness, a little intrigue, friendship and being true to yourself. Matt Cain is an author who can pull at your heartstrings till you are bursting with happiness and crying over characters like Ted and Oskar as if they are your real friends. I miss them terribly already.

Many thanks to The Pigeonhole, the author, and my fellow Pigeons for making this such an enjoyable read.

About the Author

Matt Cain is an author, a leading commentator on LGBT+ issues, and a former journalist. He is currently a presenter for Virgin Radio Pride UK, was Channel 4’s first Culture Editor, Editor-In-Chief of Attitude magazine, and has judged the Costa Prize, the Polari Prize and the South Bank Sky Arts Awards. He won Diversity in Media’s Journalist Of the Year award in 2017 and is an ambassador for Manchester Pride and the Albert Kennedy Trust, plus a patron of LGBT+ History Month. Born in Bury and brought up in Bolton, he now lives in London.

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