Tag: radio play

Would Kafka Kill a Cockroach? by Cat on a Piano Productions / Theatrephonic

Cockroaches are people too! And they are kind of cute, don’t you think. Until there is one crawling around your kitchen floor. Then it’s not so cute after all. Not in real life. Anna and Johnson are discussing The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka. The topic for Anna’s theoretical essay is whether Kafka would kill a cockroach. But a theoretical cockroach is one thing. A real … Read More Would Kafka Kill a Cockroach? by Cat on a Piano Productions / Theatrephonic

Just the Place for a Snark by Cat on a Piano Productions / Theatrephonic

Welcome to the home of the world-famous Snark. If you are very lucky you may catch a glimpse, but it’s very rare that anyone gets to see it. But not to worry. There are lots of other things to see in this beautiful nature reserve – small animals, insects and beautiful plants and wild flowers. But don’t you go straying from the paths. The … Read More Just the Place for a Snark by Cat on a Piano Productions / Theatrephonic

The Meeting by Cat on a Piano Productions / Theatrephonic

I just want the truth… But Greg isn’t very good at telling the truth. What starts out as a drunken one night stand for Greg turns into something much much darker. A brilliant story with a very unexpected twist. Written and directed by Emmeline Braefield StarringLuke Rhodri as GregandJasmine Raymond as Eloise Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions Music: Sloppy Clav by Godmode The Theatrephonic Theme tune … Read More The Meeting by Cat on a Piano Productions / Theatrephonic

The Last Minute Play by Cat on a Piano Productions / Theatrephonic

When you are really busy it’s time for the actors to improvise. And they really do. Absolutely hilarious The Last Minute Play has some of my favourite lines. “Is that a new car…”“….lime green….really brings out your eyes Pitrum.”“Shame I’ve only got the one really.”“Beautiful eye though.” “It’s always easier to recover from grief when it makes you filthy, stinking rich.” And of course … Read More The Last Minute Play by Cat on a Piano Productions / Theatrephonic

A Little Chicken by Cat on a Piano Productions / Theatrephonic

Mary had a little chicken. Mary is eight years old and she doesn’t eat meat or so she claims. And anyway she has a pet chicken who is not a little lamb. Chicken soup isn’t meat is it and it’s her favourite. The Pot Chicken likes people soup. It’s his favourite. And The Pot Chicken is quite big and not like other chickens. Written … Read More A Little Chicken by Cat on a Piano Productions / Theatrephonic

Put to Sea by Cat on a Piano Productions / Theatrephonic

There once was a boat. Hilarious short audio drama as Mils and Shan are out at sea in a boat that they ‘commandeered’ in order to make a TikTok film. But will they survive the ordeal with no snacks and only themed beverages and nowhere to pee? The GPS is being weird, it’s a bit foggy and they don’t know where they are. And … Read More Put to Sea by Cat on a Piano Productions / Theatrephonic

Suspicions by Cat on a Piano Productions / Theatrephonic

He’s not my Jack… Margaret has been in a car accident and was hit on the head. When she wakes up in hospital after a long time in a coma, she doesn’t know who the man is who has come to take her home. She thinks this ‘Jack’ is not her husband, he’s an imposter, a robot. But what’s wrong with her? Has Margaret … Read More Suspicions by Cat on a Piano Productions / Theatrephonic

The Phantom Bagpiper by Cat on a Piano Productions / Theatrephonic

SURPRISE! An additional mini-play from Theatrephonic completely ad free! DI Arthur Meadowes (of Orchid Fields fame) and his wife Deidre have a relaxing cruise. Deirdre is loving it, especially the bagpipe player who provides the music for the Scottish dancing (Deirdre hasn’t done The Dashing White Sergeant since she was at school). But why does he stop at Casablanca to see his friends and … Read More The Phantom Bagpiper by Cat on a Piano Productions / Theatrephonic

Orchid Fields by Cat on a Piano Productions / Theatrephonic

A chance encounter… Loved this. Just up my street. What happens when you meet an old school friend, who you idolised when you were teenagers, and she asks you to help her out? You agree of course. But should you? She’s beautiful, confident and charismatic and you are the kind of person that no-one remembers. Not even her. But she tells you she is … Read More Orchid Fields by Cat on a Piano Productions / Theatrephonic

Epic Win V – Cooper’s Return by Cat on a Piano Productions / Theatrephonic

Epic Win V – Cooper’s Return He’s back, and he’s trying to find the ‘X’ button. Join Theatrephonic for an exciting adventure entering into the world of a computer game. Written and directed by @ebraefield StarringTom Jordan @theactionemporium as KazimierzDanielle Lade @ladeington as NIKI and the CaptainJon Cooper Evans @joncooper_evans as the Doctor, PIPN and SeptimusTom Black @blackly.jpg as Cooper Produced by Cat on a Piano … Read More Epic Win V – Cooper’s Return by Cat on a Piano Productions / Theatrephonic

On Guard by Cat on a Piano Productions / Theatrephonic

On GuardAnd so it was writ, the stairs shall be guarded. Tropical desert islands, tree houses, forts and sailing the high seas. Who wears the hat and who gets the spatula? And so it was writ, the stairs shall be guarded. The stairs must always be kept safe. Another cracker from Theatrephonic and I particularly love the Step Shanty. Written by Tilly LunkenDirected by … Read More On Guard by Cat on a Piano Productions / Theatrephonic

The Box by Cat on a Piano Productions / Theatrephonic

Simon’s new job is not what it seem. Simon can’t stand working with Jackie. And now she’s been promoted and he’ll have to work even closer with her, it’s time for him to find a new job. Which doesn’t take long. But who is the mysterious man he’s working for? And why does Simon start speaking in a peculiar language every now and then? … Read More The Box by Cat on a Piano Productions / Theatrephonic